MOST WANTED MOUSE MOLESTERS
WARNING: THE INDIVIDUALS LISTED BELOW ARE CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO SMALL RODENTS
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MARTIN KRAYNA

Aliases: "MMM", "Mouse Molester Martin"

Age: Unknown

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Last Known Location: Cheese Factory District

CRIMES: Serial Mouse Molestation, Unauthorized Rodent Fondling, Cheese Baiting

Description: Approaches mice with suspicious treats and makes inappropriate "squeaky" noises. Known to wear mouse-themed clothing to lure victims.

REWARD: 50,000 CHEESE WHEELS
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SYLVIA "SQUEAKY" THOMPSON

Age: 42

Height: 5'4"

Last Known Location: Pet Store Vicinity

CRIMES: Mouse Tail Pulling, Unauthorized Fur Stroking

Description: Poses as pet store employee. Uses tiny combs and suspicious "massage techniques" on unsuspecting mice.

REWARD: 25,000 CHEESE WHEELS
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RICHARD "TINY HANDS" DAVIS

Age: 29

Height: 6'2"

Last Known Location: Laboratory District

CRIMES: Non-consensual Mouse Cuddling, Excessive Whisker Touching

Description: Former science researcher with abnormally small hands. Claims to conduct "legitimate research" while suspiciously wearing mouse ears.

REWARD: 20,000 CHEESE WHEELS
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ELEANOR WHISKERTON

Age: 55

Height: 5'7"

Last Known Location: Suburban Garden Sheds

CRIMES: Inappropriate Mouse Serenading, Unauthorized Mouse Photography

Description: Lures mice with tiny musical instruments and costumes. Has extensive collection of mouse portraits in compromising positions.

REWARD: 15,000 CHEESE WHEELS
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GERALD "SQUEEZEY" MCGEE

Age: 33

Height: 5'10"

Last Known Location: Public Park Benches

CRIMES: Mouse Squeezing, Unwanted Mouse Transport in Pockets

Description: Often seen feeding birds while secretly targeting mice. Known for special modified pockets with suspiciously soft linings.

REWARD: 10,000 CHEESE WHEELS
IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION, CONTACT THE NMPA HOTLINE: 1-800-MOUSE-SOS
The National Mouse Protection Agency operates under the jurisdiction of the Department of Small Animal Affairs. All suspected mouse molesters are innocent until proven guilty in a court of rodent law. Exercise caution when approaching these individuals - they may be armed with tiny treats and miniature brushes.